I have neither a bride nor any other detail in place for my wedding; except that anyone who tries to pull a stunt like this will be ordered shot on-site.
I’m all for shtick at Jewish weddings. Heck, crazy stunts at weddings are even documented in the Talmud. Then again, so is throwing down glass in front of people who overdo their wedding merriment. And these chuppah-crashers deserve a big chandelier in the face.
Aside from being kitchy and irreverent, no one who delays the meal at a Jewish wedding should live to tell about it.
Dear Team JDub: Adam Lambert is not my Moses. I haven’t watched American Idol once since season two. I don’t even know what night of the week it’s on. The show just doesn’t hold a candle to the annual Eurovision Song Competition. Eurovision, whose final round occurs this Saturday night in Moscow, is a living graveyard of international kitch that’s hard to take your eyes off of. For the pop-Zionists among you, Israel has had a lot of ups & downs in recent Eurovision history. And my gut tells me we’re looking at another down year.
Despite Israel’s duet having advanced to the final, and my not having listened to any other country’s Eurovision entry this year, I’m going on the record with a prediction: Israel will not finish in the top ten in 2009. And just in case you thought this blog didn’t matter: if Israel miraculously exceeds my Eurovision expectations, my next post will feature a laughably inferior Eurovision song entry–recorded by yours truly–for you to mock me with. Read on to find out why you won’t be hearing me sing. Read More »