Close Encounters of the Chai Kind
Never ones to pass up an opportunity to be wacky, Heeb just released a list of Jews they say are from another planet. Among them are some of the weirder Yids, like Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg, Amy Winehouse and Milton Berle, but I think they’ve missed a few.
Below, our choices for chosen ones from space:
With a voice that couldn’t be from anywhere on Earth, our first pick goes to Comedian Gilbert Gottfried. IMDB says he’s from Brooklyn, but we seriously doubt it.
No earthling could keep a show like Scrubs on the air for 9 seasons. That’s really the only reasoning for putting Zach Braff on this list.
He started out strong as “Screech” on Saved By the Bell, but Dustin Diamond has gone on to do things one can only expect from a Martian. Or maybe we should say he hails from Planet Dirty Sanchez? Either way, we’re definitely not claiming him!
The multi-colored legwarmers should have initially tipped us off to this one, but I’m pretty sure the name says it all: Soleil Moon Frye. She has another planet IN HER NAME. You just cannot argue with that kind of proof.
Contrary to popular belief, that isn’t a mole on Sarah Jessica Parker’s face. It’s actually an intergalactic communications device.
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