There’s a New Heeb in Town

LILO by you.Late last week UK gossip rag The Mirror revealed that Lindsay Lohan, having attended a Ronson family Bar Mitzvah in London, subsequently changed her Facebook status to “I’m converting.” At first I balked, but then I saw the same news parroted on my most favorite (and eerily accurate iTabloid) Ohnotheydidn’t. I’ve heard a lot about LiLo and SamRo having a tough time lately, but if she is in actuality looking to join the tribe, I am sure she’ll be welcomed with open arms. I mean- didn’t we learn anything from Mean Girls?! More pictures of the girls loitering outside a London synagogue here.